I’m just a little ball of clay, sir
Please don’t fire me!
(After all, I really do need this job)
Get up in the morning, check my mail
Tough luck, kiddo!
(My mailbox disappeared into the night)
Sunlight streams in, right through my windows
Warming my heart!
(My body temp’s two hundred and rising)
Maybe I’ll be fine, even dandy
Let’s make brownies!
(So we’re clear I’m not the one being baked)